Escape to Paradise: Curry's Post B&B, Howick's Hidden Gem
Escape to Paradise: Curry's Post B&B - My Honest-to-Goodness, Rambling Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – the Earl Grey with a splash of something fancy tea, that is – on Escape to Paradise: Curry's Post B&B. This isn't your sterile, corporate travel review. This is the real deal, warts and all, from a weary traveler who’s seen more hotel rooms than she cares to remember. And trust me, I've seen some stuff.
First Impressions (and the Drive There, OMG!)
Getting to Curry's Post… well, it's part of the adventure! Think winding roads, rolling hills, and the kind of scenery that makes you want to pull over and Instagram the heck out of everything. Honestly, I got a little lost. Okay, a lot lost. My GPS was having a meltdown. But then, bam! There it was, nestled amongst the trees, a charming little oasis promising escape.
Accessibility & Safety: A Breath of Fresh Air (Literally!)
Okay, let’s get the practical stuff out of the way first. Accessibility: I didn't specifically need wheelchair access, but I noticed they do have facilities for disabled guests listed. I'd definitely recommend contacting them directly for specifics, though – better safe than sorry.
Safety is HUGE right now, and Curry's Post seems to get it. I’m a bit of a germaphobe (thanks, 2020!), so I was thrilled to see all the COVID-19 precautions. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocol – it’s like they've built a fortress against the microscopic world. And the room sanitization opt-out? Genius! They're even offering individually-wrapped food options. I was so relieved I could breathe easy.
Rooms: Cozy Nests of Comfort (and a Few Quirks)
Okay, let's talk rooms. I stayed in [insert room type here - find out, you sneaky reviewer!]. The air conditioning was a godsend, because, let's be honest, South African summers… whew! It was non-smoking, which is a massive win for me. The bed… oh, the bed. I think I actually melted into it. The blackout curtains were perfect for a good night's sleep (or a sneaky afternoon nap).
**The *Internet access – wireless* was strong, and I appreciated the free Wi-Fi (seriously, some places STILL charge for Wi-Fi?!).** I spent a good chunk of time working from my laptop workspace and found the desk comfortable.
Now, for the quirks… (because every place has them, right?). The bathroom was [describe the bathroom – size, features, etc.]. It was clean, but the [mention any minor issues – water pressure, lighting, etc.] could be improved. But hey, nobody's perfect, right? And the bathrobes were fluffy and luxurious, so I quickly forgave any minor imperfections.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (and the Stomach!)
This is where Curry's Post really shines. Seriously, I’m still dreaming about the food.
- Breakfast: The breakfast buffet was a glorious sight. I'm talking a Western breakfast with all the usual suspects – bacon, eggs, sausages, the works. But they also had an Asian breakfast option – a welcome surprise! The coffee/tea in restaurant was plentiful, and the juice was fresh.
- Restaurants: I ate dinner at their main restaurant, and it was divine. The international cuisine was top-notch. I opted for the [mention a specific dish you ate]. And the desserts? Oh, the desserts! I may or may not have ordered two.
- Poolside bar and Happy hour: I spent my afternoons lounging by the swimming pool [outdoor] (gorgeous view, by the way!) and sipping cocktails from the poolside bar. The happy hour deals were a steal!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Your Own Personal Paradise
This is where I went from "impressed" to "completely obsessed."
- The Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor] is a MUST. The pool with view is breathtaking, and I spent hours just soaking up the sun and the scenery. Seriously, it's Instagram-worthy.
- Spa/Sauna: I treated myself to a massage at the spa. Pure bliss. They also offer body wraps and body scrubs if you're feeling extra fancy. I didn't try the sauna or steamroom, but I heard they were fantastic.
- Gym/fitness: I didn't make it to the fitness center, but it was available if you need to work out.
- Ways to relax: The terrace was a perfect spot for enjoying a cup of tea or a glass of wine.
Services & Conveniences: Making Life Easier (and More Luxurious)
- Concierge: The concierge was incredibly helpful and friendly. They helped me with [mention anything the concierge helped you with].
- Dry cleaning and Laundry service: Excellent!
- Car park [free of charge]: Awesome!
- Cashless payment service: Convenient!
For the Kids & Family Friendly?
I didn't bring any kids, but it seemed like they were very family/child friendly.
Getting Around:
- Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, Valet parking: All available.
The Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, no place is perfect. Here are a few things I noticed (and honestly, they were minor):
- [Mention a small issue – slow service at the bar, a slightly noisy neighbor, etc.].
- [Mention another small issue – the lack of a specific amenity you would have liked].
Overall Vibe & My Verdict: Go! Just Go!
Look, I'm not one to gush, but Escape to Paradise: Curry's Post B&B truly is an escape. It’s charming, it's comfortable, it's safe, and the food… oh, the food! The staff is genuinely friendly and helpful, and the whole place just has a lovely, relaxed atmosphere. It's the perfect place to unwind, recharge, and escape the daily grind.
My Recommendation? Book it. Book it now! You won't regret it.
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Tired of the city? Yearning for a breath of fresh air and a truly unforgettable escape? Look no further than Escape to Paradise: Curry's Post B&B, Howick's hidden gem! Nestled in the heart of the stunning KwaZulu-Natal Midlands, our B&B offers a sanctuary of peace, comfort, and unparalleled beauty.
Why Choose Curry's Post?
- Unwind & Relax: Indulge in our luxurious spa with rejuvenating massages, body wraps, and body scrubs. Take a dip in our stunning swimming pool with a view and soak up the sun.
- Gourmet Dining: Savor delectable dishes at our renowned restaurant, featuring exquisite international cuisine and a delightful Western breakfast and Asian breakfast. Enjoy refreshing cocktails at our poolside bar and take advantage of our happy hour specials.
- Unmatched Comfort: Our non-smoking rooms are meticulously designed for your comfort, featuring air conditioning, blackout curtains, and free Wi-Fi. Enjoy a restful night's sleep in our plush beds.
- Safety First: We prioritize your well-being with rigorous anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and staff trained in safety protocols. Enjoy peace of mind with our comprehensive COVID-19 measures.
- Convenience at Your Fingertips: Benefit from our concierge services, free car parking, and easy access to the best Howick has to offer.
Key Features:
- Wheelchair accessible (please contact us for specific details)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms and public areas
- Spa & Wellness Center
- Swimming pool
- Restaurant & Bar
- Safe & Secure Environment
- Close to Howick attractions (mention specific attractions if possible)
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Curry's Post B&B: A Mostly Coherent Adventure (Maybe)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your perfectly polished brochure itinerary. This is real life, people. And real life, especially when I'm involved, is a glorious, chaotic mess. We're heading to Curry's Post B&B in Howick, South Africa. Expect the unexpected (because, trust me, I always do).
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Luggage Debacle (aka, My Fault)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Johannesburg Airport. Okay, so things started promisingly. Coffee, check. Excitement about finally seeing the Midlands Meander, check. Then…the baggage carousel. Oh, the baggage carousel. Mine, of course, was MIA. Vanished. Poof. Apparently, "lost in transit" is code for "having a fabulous vacation in Dubai." Fantastic. Cue the internal monologue: "Seriously, self? You knew this was a possibility. Pack a toothbrush, at least! And decent underwear!" (Note to self: Invest in better packing cubes.)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Rental Car Chaos. Finally wrangled a tiny, bright yellow…thing. (They call it a car. I call it a death trap on wheels, but hey, it gets us to Howick.) GPS is, naturally, a little too enthusiastic about "scenic routes." We’re talking dirt roads, baby. Dust everywhere. My hair looks like I wrestled a tumbleweed.
- Afternoon (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): The Midlands Meander – First Impressions. Found a charming little farm stall. Bought biltong so dry, it could build a house. Ate it anyway. (Desperate times…) The rolling hills of the Midlands are undeniably gorgeous, even through the dust and the existential dread of missing luggage.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Curry's Post B&B Arrival. Finally! We made it! The drive was…an experience. The B&B itself? Charming. Seriously. Like, picture-postcard charming. Beautiful gardens, a veranda that screams "G&T time," and a friendly welcome from the owner, a woman with a twinkle in her eye and a voice that could soothe a rabid lion. The room? Lovely. Except… no luggage. Still. (I'm starting to think my suitcase has joined the circus.)
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Exploring the Grounds. Wandered around, marveling at the birdlife. Saw a pair of cheeky monkeys attempting a heist on a fruit bowl. (They failed. I have photographic evidence.) Sat on the veranda, breathing in the fresh air, and tried to quell the rising panic about the lack of clean underwear.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner at the B&B. Delicious! Home-cooked, hearty food. Ate way too much. Blamed the missing suitcase for my sudden, insatiable hunger. The other guests – a lovely couple from Cape Town – offered me a spare toothbrush. Angels, I tell you. Angels.
- Evening (8:00 PM - onwards): Early Night. Exhausted. The day was a rollercoaster of emotions, from the elation of finally arriving to the despair of suitcase-lessness. Curled up in bed, dreaming of clean socks and the sweet, sweet reunion with my missing belongings.
Day 2: Waterfall Adventures and a Deep Dive into Local Delights
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast Bonanza! The B&B breakfast is legendary. Eggs cooked perfectly, crispy bacon, fresh fruit, and strong coffee. This, I decided, was the best part of the entire trip, so far. (And let's be honest, it's probably going to stay that way.)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Howick Falls. Holy. Mother. Of. Waterfalls. The sheer power and beauty of the falls is breathtaking. I stood there, mouth agape, feeling a bit small and insignificant, which is probably a good thing every now and then. Took a million photos. (I'll probably delete half of them later, but you never know.) The walk down to the viewing platform was a bit treacherous, especially since I was wearing the wrong shoes (another suitcase-related consequence). Almost slipped. Survived.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch at a local cafe. Found a cute little place with outdoor seating. Ordered a burger. It was…okay. (Still haven't found a burger that rivals my own cooking, but I'm always searching!) Chatting with the locals, I discovered that Howick has a vibrant arts scene.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Art Gallery Hopping. Explored a few local art galleries. Some amazing work, some… less so. Found a painting I loved but didn't buy it (regret). Saw a sculpture that looked suspiciously like it was made from garden gnomes. Had a good laugh.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Wine Tasting (and a Breakdown). This was supposed to be the highlight, right? Tasting the local wines, enjoying the scenery… but the lack of luggage was really starting to wear on me. I felt a sudden, overwhelming urge to cry. So, I did. Not pretty. The kind of cry where you snort and your nose runs. The poor wine merchant. I’m sure he's used to dealing with tipsy tourists, but a weeping, sock-less one was probably a new experience. He was very kind, though, and the wine was good. (Red, I think. Everything's a bit of a blur.)
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner at the B&B. Another delicious meal. More conversation with the lovely Cape Town couple. They shared stories, laughter, and a spare pair of socks. (Bless them!)
- Evening (8:00 PM - onwards): Stargazing. The night sky here is incredible. No light pollution, just a million twinkling stars. Sat outside, wrapped in a blanket (borrowed, of course), and felt a sense of peace. Even without my luggage, life wasn't so bad.
Day 3: The End (and a Potential Miracle)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast. Repeat of yesterday’s heaven.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Farewell Stroll and Unexpected News. One last walk around the B&B gardens. Said goodbye to the monkeys (they were still plotting something). And then… the phone rang. The airline. My luggage… it was located! They were delivering it! Cue the happy dance.
- Morning (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Packing (and Re-Packing). Finally! The moment of truth. My suitcase arrived, slightly battered, but mostly intact. The reunion was emotional. I hugged it. I shed a tear. Then, I repacked everything, trying to be more organized this time. (Spoiler alert: I failed.)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Farewell Lunch. One last meal at a local cafe. This time, the burger was delicious. Perhaps it was the newfound joy of having my luggage, or maybe I was just starving. Either way, it was perfect.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Departure. Said a fond farewell to Curry's Post B&B. Promised to return, hopefully with better packing skills and a slightly less dramatic flair.
- Evening (5:00 PM - onwards): Headed back to Johannesburg. The drive was uneventful. The flight home? Equally so. But the memories of Howick, the Midlands Meander, and the kindness of strangers? Those, I’ll cherish forever.
Final Thoughts:
Curry's Post B&B is a gem. It’s a place where you can disconnect from the craziness of the world, breathe in the fresh air, and connect with nature (and, if you're lucky, find some clean socks). The imperfections? They're part of the charm. They make the story…well, interesting. And the missing luggage? Yeah, that was a disaster. But even that became a story, a reminder that sometimes, the best adventures are the ones that don’t go according to plan. Now, where's that laundry basket? I've got a lot of washing to do…
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So, what *is* Escape to Paradise, anyway? Sounds kinda… cheesy.
Alright, alright, I get it. "Escape to Paradise" does sound like something you'd find on a romance novel cover. But trust me, it's not. It's a B&B nestled in the heart of Curry's Post, near Howick in the Midlands Meander. Think rolling green hills, crisp air that actually *smells* clean, and a pace of life that'll make you forget what "rush hour" even *means*. It's the kind of place where you can actually hear yourself think, which, let's be honest, is a rare and precious commodity these days.
What's the accommodation like? Is it all frilly doilies and uncomfortable antiques? Because, honestly, I'm more of a "Netflix and chill" kind of person.
Nope! Thank goodness. While there's definitely a rustic charm, it's not the kind that makes you feel like you've time-traveled to your grandma's attic. The rooms are comfortable, clean, and well-appointed. I stayed in the "Rose Cottage" (which, yes, *sounds* a bit frilly, but it was actually lovely). The bed was seriously comfy – I slept like a log! – and the bathroom was modern with a fantastic shower. And, yes, they have Wi-Fi. So, you can totally "Netflix and chill" if that's your jam. Though, personally, I'd recommend ditching the screens and just *breathtaking* the peace and quiet for a change.
And the food? Because a bad breakfast can ruin an entire trip.
Listen, the food is a *highlight*. Seriously. The breakfasts are legendary. Think farm-fresh eggs, crispy bacon that actually *snaps* when you bite into it, homemade bread, and enough coffee to fuel a small army. Honestly, I had to loosen my belt a notch (or two) after breakfast every day. One morning, I swear, I ate three of those unbelievably delicious scones. Don't judge me! They were just… *perfect*. And the owner, Jenny, is a master of the kitchen. She even made a special vegan breakfast for my friend, who is usually *very* picky. He raved about it for days.
What is there *to do* in Curry's Post? Because I'm not exactly a fan of "doing nothing."
Okay, I get it. "Doing nothing" can be a tough sell. But Curry's Post offers a lot more than just staring at cows (though, let's be honest, that's pretty relaxing in itself). You're right on the doorstep of the Midlands Meander, which is a treasure trove of artisan shops, art galleries, and craft breweries. You can go hiking, mountain biking, fly fishing, or even horseback riding. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can just wander around, get lost in the scenery, and breathe. I highly recommend a trip to the Mandela Capture Site, it is very emotional and very powerful.
Is it kid-friendly? Because I'm trying to escape *with* my kids, not *from* them.
Yes! Absolutely. Jenny is a super-welcoming host, and the grounds are perfect for kids to run around and burn off some energy. There's also a lovely garden where they can explore. I saw a family with two little ones, and they seemed to be having a blast. It's not a "kiddie resort," but it's definitely a place where families can relax and enjoy each other's company without feeling like they're disturbing everyone else. Just be warned: my kids thought the scones were better than their phones!
Is it pet-friendly? Because my furry best friend is practically family.
I'm not 100% sure, actually. I'd recommend contacting Jenny directly to confirm. But, based on the general vibe of the place, I'd *guess* it's probably pet-friendly. The whole atmosphere is so relaxed and welcoming. However, I don't want to mislead you, so please double-check!
What's the *vibe* like? Is it all stuffy and pretentious?
Absolutely not! The vibe is warm, friendly, and genuinely welcoming. Jenny is a fantastic host – she makes you feel like you're staying at a friend's house, not just a B&B. There's no pretension whatsoever. People are there to relax, enjoy the scenery, and maybe have a few laughs. I spent hours chatting with Jenny and the other guests, and it was just… lovely.
Okay, you've sold me. But what about the downsides? Every place has them…
Alright, let's get real. No place is perfect. Here's the deal:
- The internet can be a little… spotty. This is the countryside, people! Embrace the digital detox. (Or, you know, just go outside and look at the actual world).
- You might eat too many scones. Seriously. This is a legit problem. Prepare to loosen your belt.
- You might not want to leave. This is the biggest downside of all. You'll be so relaxed and happy that you'll want to stay forever. (I'm still plotting my return, actually.)
So, bottom line: Should I go?
YES! Go. Seriously, book it now. It's the perfect escape from the madness of everyday life. It's charming, comfortable, the food is incredible, and the hosts are wonderful. I'm already planning my next trip. Seriously, you won't regret it. Just… don't eat all the scones before I get back there!
Alright, alright, you've convinced me! But one last question: Is it *really* a hidden gem? Or just another B&B that's been hyped up?
