Detroit's BEST Kept Secret: TownePlace Suites Taylor!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Detroit's BEST Kept Secret: TownePlace Suites Taylor! And trust me, after this review, it won't be a secret for long. I'm talking honest, no-holds-barred truth bombs, the kind that'll make you wanna book a room right now.
Let's start with the basics, shall we? Accessibility is key, especially for us who are, you know, a little less spry than we used to be. They've got it covered, folks. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Elevator? Double-check. They're really thinking about everyone, which is a huge win in my book.
Internet, oh sweet, sweet internet. Look, I need my Wi-Fi like I need air. And the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! situation? Absolutely essential. They also have Internet [LAN] if you're feeling old-school (like me, sometimes). And, you know, the usual Internet services are there if you need 'em. Wi-Fi in public areas is a thing too.
Now, let's talk about the good stuff. The stuff that makes you want to stay.
Things to do, ways to relax… This is where TownePlace Suites Taylor really shines. I'm a sucker for a good Fitness center, and theirs is actually decent! Not just a treadmill and a sad little weight rack. They also have a Swimming pool [outdoor] - perfect for a dip after a long day. And, get this, a Pool with view. What's not to love?
Okay, so I didn't personally experience the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. (I'm more of a "sit on the couch and watch TV" kind of relaxer, tbh). But, knowing they're there? Gives me options! Next time, I’m going for the massage. I'm already feeling the stress melt away just thinking about it.
Cleanliness and safety is a huge deal these days, am I right? TownePlace Suites Taylor gets it. They're all about that Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. They’re serious about keeping you safe. And the fact that they offer Room sanitization opt-out available? Genius.
Dining, drinking, and snacking… Okay, so it's not a Michelin-starred restaurant, BUT they've got the basics covered. Breakfast [buffet] is a lifesaver, especially when you're on the road. (And I heard from a friend of a friend that they sometimes have waffles. Waffles!) There's a Coffee shop, and a Snack bar if you get the munchies. Restaurants nearby too, if you're feeling fancy. They even offer Breakfast takeaway service.
Services and conveniences… This is where TownePlace Suites Taylor really goes the extra mile. Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes. They've got you covered. And the Car park [free of charge]? HUGE win, especially in a city like Detroit.
For the kids… While I didn't bring any ankle-biters, I did see some families, and the Family/child friendly vibe seemed spot-on. I didn't see any Babysitting service, but I wasn't really looking.
Available in all rooms… This is where the magic truly happens. The Air conditioning is a MUST. The Alarm clock is a necessity. The Coffee/tea maker is a lifeline. They have the Complimentary tea, and the Daily housekeeping. The Desk is perfect for getting some work done (or pretending to). The Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. - It's all there. Everything. Even the Additional toilet! (Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea).
Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty…
My personal experience? Okay, this is where I get real. I was in town for a… let's just say a "business meeting." (wink, wink). And I needed a place to crash that wasn't going to break the bank, but also wasn't going to feel like a prison cell. TownePlace Suites Taylor delivered.
The room? Clean. Comfortable. Not fancy, but not dingy either. The bed? Heavenly. I slept like a baby. (Well, maybe not that well, I did wake up a few times to check my emails, but still!). The Internet access – wireless was flawless. No buffering, no dropouts. Bliss.
The staff? Friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care. They made me feel welcome. I especially loved that they weren't pushy or fake. They were just… nice. Which, in this day and age, is a rare commodity.
The location? Convenient. Close to everything I needed. Easy access to the highway. Perfect.
The only "downside"? (And this is me being really picky) The coffee at the breakfast buffet could have been a little stronger. But hey, nobody's perfect.
So, is TownePlace Suites Taylor Detroit's BEST Kept Secret?
Hell yes.
Here's the deal. Book it. Now.
Why?
- It's Comfortable: Clean rooms, comfy beds, and all the amenities you need.
- It's Safe: They take cleanliness seriously, giving you peace of mind.
- It's Convenient: Great location, easy access to everything.
- It's Affordable: You get a lot of bang for your buck.
- It's Relaxing: Pool, fitness center, and a chance to unwind.
Final Verdict:
TownePlace Suites Taylor is a winner. It's a solid choice for anyone looking for a comfortable, convenient, and affordable stay in the Detroit area. It's not fancy, but it's reliable. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. Here's a ridiculously messy, opinionated, and probably slightly inaccurate itinerary for a stay at the TownePlace Suites Detroit Taylor, because let's be honest, that's where the real adventures begin.
The "Detroit, You're a Mess, But I Love You Anyway" Itinerary
(Assuming this is a 3-night stay, because who takes a short trip to Detroit?)
Day 1: Arrival, Taylor-Made Dreams… and a Little Disappointment
1:00 PM: Land at Detroit Metro Airport (DTW). Ugh, airport. It’s always a race against the clock to get to the baggage claim before your suitcase decides to go on a solo vacation to… well, who knows. Hopefully, it arrives with me. Praying to the travel gods.
1:45 PM: Uber/Lyft/Rental Car (Godspeed) to TownePlace Suites Detroit Taylor. Okay, the hotel. It’s… TownePlace Suites. You know the drill. Clean enough, free breakfast (important!), and hopefully, a decent bed. Let's hope the air conditioning works. Detroit summers can be brutal.
2:30 PM: Check-in. Smile at the front desk person, even if you're exhausted. They're probably just as tired as you are. Request a room not facing the highway, for the love of all that is holy.
3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, first impressions. Is it clean? (Crucial.) Does the fridge work? (Essential for the leftover pizza you will get later.) Does the TV have enough channels to distract me from my own thoughts? (Highly desirable.)
3:30 PM: Unpack, and then… take a nap. Seriously. Travel is exhausting. Embrace the nap.
5:00 PM: Okay, time to venture out. But first, a snack. Dig into the complimentary "breakfast" of hard-boiled eggs from the fridge.
5:30 PM: Dinner. Ugh. Where to eat in Taylor? A quick Yelp search reveals a landscape of chain restaurants. Sigh. Okay, let's try… ahem… Applebee's. (Don't judge. Sometimes you just need a familiar, predictable, moderately-priced meal. The food was not great, and the service was worse.
7:30 PM: Back to the hotel. Collapse. Watch some terrible TV. Maybe order some delivery pizza.
9:00 PM: Stare into the abyss of the internet. Maybe watch a cheesy movie.
11:00 PM: Attempt sleep.
Day 2: Detroit Daydreaming and the "Holy Moly, This City Is Cool" Moment
- 7:00 AM: Free breakfast. Scarf down some questionable scrambled eggs and a lukewarm waffle. Fuel up for the day!
- 8:00 AM: Head to downtown Detroit. Traffic! The city's just waking up but the freeways are already jammed.
- 9:00 AM: Visit the Detroit Institute of Arts (DIA). Seriously, this place is amazing. The Diego Rivera murals? Mind-blowing. Spend at least a few hours wandering around, getting lost in the art, and pretending you know what you're looking at. The place is truly a gem.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Grab a Coney dog. It's a Detroit tradition! (Even if you're not a huge fan of mustard, embrace it.)
- 1:00 PM: Explore Eastern Market. This place is a sensory overload in the best possible way. Fresh produce, vibrant colors, the smell of spices… It's a feast for the senses! Buy something you probably don't need.
- 3:00 PM: Drive around and take in the architecture of Detroit's historic neighborhoods. The houses are magnificent, even if they seem to be falling apart.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. Head to a fancy restaurant in the city! This is where I was looking for a good place, but I was really hungry, and I ended up eating at a fast-food restaurant. It was okay, but I wanted something more.
- 7:00 PM: Live music. Detroit is the home of Motown, so there's live music everywhere. I tried to find a place, but most of them required reservations.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Order a pizza. This time, it's better than the last.
Day 3: Farewell, Detroit (Until Next Time, You Crazy, Beautiful Place)
- 7:00 AM: Free breakfast.
- 8:00 AM: Check out of the hotel.
- 8:30 AM: Final shopping. I drove around and found a store where I was able to buy some souvenirs.
- 10:00 AM: Head back to the airport. Traffic!
- 11:30 AM: Give back the rental car.
- 12:00 PM: Go through security.
- 1:00 PM: Board the plane and head home.
Final Thoughts:
Detroit is a city of grit and glory, of breathtaking beauty and heart-wrenching decay. It's a place that will challenge you, frustrate you, and ultimately, steal a piece of your heart. It's not perfect, but it's real. And that, my friends, is what makes it worth the trip.
And the TownePlace Suites? Well, it got the job done. It was a place to sleep, a place to recharge, and a place to plan the next Detroit adventure. And that, in itself, is something. Now, I'm ready for my next adventure.
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TownePlace Suites Taylor: Detroit's Secret Weapon...or Is It? My Unfiltered Thoughts
Okay, okay, you keep calling it Detroit's "best-kept secret." What's the deal with TownePlace Suites Taylor? Is it *really* that good?
Alright, look. I'm a Detroiter. We're skeptical by nature. But yeah, for the price point and what you get? TownePlace Suites Taylor is *pretty darn good*. I mean, it's not the Ritz, obviously, but for a comfortable, clean, and surprisingly well-equipped stay, especially if you're visiting the area, it’s a solid choice. My cousin Brenda, bless her heart, she's a *nightmare* when it comes to hotels. Always complaining about something! But even SHE was impressed. That's saying something, people. She actually complimented the breakfast bar. Brenda! That’s a miracle.
What kind of rooms do they have? Are they...spacious? Because I *hate* feeling cramped.
Spacious? Yes! They are. That's the beauty of it. They're all suites, baby! Think: a proper living area, a separate bedroom (usually), and a full kitchen. I’m talking a *real* kitchen, with a fridge, microwave, and even a stovetop. This is a game-changer, especially if you're staying a while. You can actually *cook* some meals, which saves a ton of money on eating out. Now, I'm not saying I'm a gourmet chef, but after a long day of visiting family, I can at least heat up some leftovers and not feel like I'm trapped in a shoebox. My one complaint: the furniture sometimes feels a *little* generic. Like, it could be in any TownePlace Suites in America. But hey, comfort trumps style, right?
Let's talk about breakfast. Is it the usual sad continental fare? The kind that makes you want to cry?
Okay, the breakfast... it's better than you'd expect. It's not a five-star brunch buffet, but it's definitely a step up from the sad continental fare of your nightmares. They usually have scrambled eggs, sausage, waffles you can make yourself (always a win!), fruit, yogurt, and all the usual suspects. Coffee? Drinkable. Not the best, but it'll get you going. And Brenda, bless her heart, she loved the breakfast. That’s a win in my book. It's a good, solid, free breakfast. I mean, who can complain, really? I’ve seen worse, *much* worse. I'm looking at you, Motel 6 in… well, never mind.
What's the location like? Is it convenient to, you know, *things*?
The location is decent. It's in Taylor, so it's not smack-dab in the middle of downtown Detroit, but it's close enough to get to everything you need, especially if you have a car. It's near I-94, which is a major highway. You're also close to shopping, restaurants, and all the usual suburban conveniences. I drove to Greektown in about 20 minutes. And I mean, it is in *Taylor*, so don’t expect a ton of charm, but it's safe, clean, and you're not going to be wandering around in the middle of the night feeling like you're going to get mugged. Which, let's be honest, is a plus. It's a perfectly functional location. Not glamorous, but functional.
Is there a pool? Because I need a pool. I need to swim.
Yes! There is a pool! And a gym, too, for those of you who are into that sort of thing. Look, I'm not a swimmer, but the pool *looks* clean. And that's all I need to know. It's indoors, so you can use it year-round, which is a godsend in Michigan winters. I think they have a hot tub too. Don't quote me on that, I don't hang out by the pool. But the pool is a definite plus. The gym? I walked in once. It looked…gym-y. You know. Treadmills and weights. So, yes, it has amenities. It's not the Four Seasons, but it works.
Okay, spill the tea. What's the *worst* thing about TownePlace Suites Taylor? Give me the dirt.
Alright, here's the truth. Nothing's perfect, right? The biggest issue is the *noise*. Depending on your room, you might hear highway traffic, especially if you're on the side facing I-94. I’m a light sleeper, and it sometimes kept me up. I mean, it's not a constant roar, but it's there. Bring earplugs, just in case. And the other thing is that, sometimes, the Wi-Fi can be a little…spotty. It’s gotten better over the years, but occasionally you’ll get that frustrating spinning wheel of death. But honestly, it’s a minor inconvenience. I can live with it.
Tell me a specific experience you had there. Something memorable.
Okay, so, there was this one time... my family was visiting from out of town. Like, *all* of them. You know how it is – cousins, aunts, uncles, the whole shebang. We needed a place to put them. And trust me, trying to cram all those people into my tiny house would have ended in a full-blown family feud. So, we booked a bunch of suites at TownePlace Suites. It was a lifesaver. One night, we all gathered in one of the suites – the one with the biggest living area – and had a little get-together. My Aunt Carol, bless her heart, brought her famous (and notoriously messy) seven-layer dip. Let's just say, the kitchen, while perfectly functional, was not designed for a seven-layer dip explosion. The clean-up was a nightmare. But you know what? We laughed. We talked. We reconnected. And, despite the dip carnage, it was a really great night. And the staff? They were incredibly understanding. They probably see worse. They're used to it. They cleaned it up without batting an eye. That, my friends, is customer service. And that’s why I’d go back. Even if Aunt Carol brings the dip again.
So, final verdict? Would you recommend it?
Look, it's not the most glamorous place in the world, but for the price, the space, and the convenience, yes. Absolutely. I would recommend TownePlace Suites Taylor. It's clean, comfortable, and the staff is generally pretty friendly. It's a solid, reliable option for anyone visiting the Detroit area, especially if you're looking for something that feels like a home away from home. Just bring earplugs. And maybeBudget Hotel Guru
