Goa's Hidden Gem: Hotel Ashirwad - Paradise Found!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the messy, glorious, and utterly unforgettable world of Hotel Ashirwad - Paradise Found! in Goa. Forget the polished travel brochures; this is the raw, unfiltered truth, sprinkled with a little bit of my own personal chaos.
(Disclaimer: My experience is subjective. Yours might be different. But hopefully, you'll laugh along the way!)
First Impressions (and the Arrival Chaos):
Okay, so "Paradise Found!" is a bold claim. And honestly, pulling up to Ashirwad, I was a little skeptical. It's not the gleaming, mega-resort you'd expect. It's… well, it’s charmingly Goan. Think lush greenery, a slightly wonky sign, and a staff that greets you with genuine smiles, even when you've clearly had a harrowing taxi ride.
Accessibility: (Because Everyone Deserves Paradise)
Now, this is crucial. Ashirwad does have Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator, which is a huge plus. I didn't personally need them, but I saw the efforts and the ramps around and I was impressed. This is a big win for inclusivity, and kudos to them for that. Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] are definitely a plus, especially if you’re renting a scooter (which you should).
Rooms: My Sanctuary (and the Occasional Mosquito)
My room? Pure bliss, for the most part. I mean, let's be real. Air conditioning is a must in Goa, and Ashirwad delivers. Wi-Fi [free]? Check. Free bottled water? Double-check! The Bed was comfy. The Balcony was perfect for sipping my morning coffee (or a late-night Kingfisher). The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver for a good night's sleep. And the Shower? Hot water, always a win.
The only minor gripe? The occasional mosquito. But hey, it's Goa. Embrace the bugs, or bring some repellent. Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a great option.
(Rambling Interlude – The Coffee Maker Saga):
Okay, so the Coffee/tea maker was in the room. Excellent! Except… I'm a caffeine addict. And the first morning, the water took forever to boil. I swear, I aged a decade waiting for that first cup. But! Complimentary tea was there. And eventually, the coffee came. And it was glorious. Small imperfections, big rewards.
Eating, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes a Little… Unpredictable)
Restaurants:
The Restaurants at Ashirwad are a real highlight. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a particular standout, I swear, the butter chicken was the best I've ever had. The Western cuisine in restaurant was also great, with the Breakfast [buffet] offering a nice mix of both Asian and Western options. Breakfast in room is available, just in case you are feeling lazy. A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant are all on hand.
(Anecdote Time: The Soup Incident)
One night, I was feeling under the weather. I ordered the soup. The menu said "hearty vegetable soup." What arrived was… well, let's just say it was unique. It had a slightly… earthy flavor. I'm pretty sure I saw a rogue mushroom wink at me. But hey, the Soup in restaurant was delivered with love and a smile, and that's what matters.
Bars and Lounges
The Poolside bar is a must-visit, especially during happy hour. I spent many an afternoon lounging there, sipping cocktails and watching the world go by. The Bar is well-stocked, and the staff are happy to whip up whatever you desire.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: (Spa Day, Anyone?)
This is where Ashirwad truly shines. Forget the crowded beaches; this place is all about chill vibes.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The Pool with view is stunning. I spent hours just floating, staring up at the palm trees.
- Spa/sauna: The Spa is a must-do. I treated myself to a Massage and felt like a new person. They also offer Body scrub and Body wrap.
- Fitness center: The Gym/fitness is pretty well-equipped. I didn't use it much, because… vacation.
- Steamroom, Sauna, and Foot bath: All the relaxation you could ask for!
(Quirky Observation: The Poolside Music)
The music by the pool? Perfect. Not too loud, just the right mix of chill-out tunes and a little bit of Bollywood for a taste of Goa. It set the mood perfectly.
Services and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Make a Difference)
Ashirwad offers a ton of services that make your stay easier and more enjoyable.
- Concierge: Very helpful with booking tours and arranging transport.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was spotless every day.
- Laundry service: A lifesaver!
- Cash withdrawal: Saves you the hassle of finding an ATM.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Peace of mind, just in case.
- Airport transfer: Easy and convenient.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
Cleanliness and Safety: (Feeling Safe and Sound)
I felt incredibly safe at Ashirwad. CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] provided peace of mind. The staff are well-trained in Safety protocol. Hand sanitizer was readily available, and they take Daily disinfection in common areas seriously. Rooms sanitized between stays and Anti-viral cleaning products are used. First aid kit is on hand.
For the Kids:
While I didn't have any kids with me, I noticed the Family/child friendly atmosphere. They have Babysitting service and Kids meal options.
Internet and the Digital Age:
Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN are available in the rooms, along with Internet services.
Services and Conveniences - The Extras:
- Contactless check-in/out: Easy and convenient.
- Convenience store: For those forgotten essentials.
- Gift/souvenir shop: To pick up a little something.
- Meeting/banquet facilities and Meetings: If you're there for business, they've got you covered.
(Emotional Reaction: The Farewell)
Leaving Ashirwad was actually a little bit sad. It's not just a hotel; it's a feeling. It's the warmth of the staff, the beauty of the surroundings, and the sense of peace that washes over you. It's a place where you can truly unwind and disconnect from the world.
The Verdict: Hotel Ashirwad – Paradise Found? (Almost!)
Look, it's not perfect. But that's part of its charm. It's a little rough around the edges, but it's got a heart of gold. And for the price, the experience is unbeatable. If you're looking for a luxurious, sterile resort, this isn't it. But if you're looking for a genuine, unforgettable Goan experience, then Hotel Ashirwad - Paradise Found! is the place to be.
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Escape to Goa's Hidden Gem: Hotel Ashirwad - Paradise Found!
Tired of the same old vacation? Craving authentic Goan vibes and a truly relaxing escape? Then look no further than Hotel Ashirwad - Paradise Found! Nestled in the heart of Goa, this charming hotel offers a unique blend of comfort, convenience, and unforgettable experiences.
Here's what awaits you:
- Unwind & Recharge: Dive into our Pool with view, indulge in a rejuvenating Spa treatment (massage, body scrub, body wrap), or sweat it out in our Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Sauna, or Steamroom.
- Culinary Delights: Savor authentic Asian cuisine in restaurant and delightful Western cuisine in restaurant at our on-site restaurants, or enjoy a refreshing cocktail at the Poolside bar. Breakfast [buffet] included.
- Comfort & Convenience: Enjoy Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Air conditioning, and a host of amenities, including Laundry service, Daily housekeeping, and 24-hour room service.
- Accessibility & Inclusivity: We welcome everyone! Our hotel is equipped with Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator.
- Safety First: Relax and enjoy your stay with our commitment to cleanliness and safety, including Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocols.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my Hotel Ashirwad Goa itinerary. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable choices, and the undeniable allure of a sun-drenched beach. (And maybe a little bit of regret. We'll see.)
Hotel Ashirwad Goa: My (Highly Subjective) Itinerary - Aka, "Operation: Goa Bliss (Or, You Know, Just Survive)"
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Chaai Debacle
- 14:00: Touchdown! Goa Airport. Oh. My. God. Humidity. It hits you like a warm, damp hug. A slightly too warm, too damp hug. My hair immediately transforms into a frizzy, sentient being. I'm already regretting not packing more dry shampoo.
- 14:30: Taxi Chaos. Negotiating a taxi felt like a high-stakes poker game. Ended up paying probably double what I should have, but hey, the driver had a charmingly aggressive smile. And the car smelled faintly of jasmine and something vaguely… fishy. The adventure begins!
- 15:30: Check-in at Hotel Ashirwad. The lobby is… well, let's say "rustic charm" is the official term. It's definitely got character. The staff is lovely, though. So far, so good.
- 16:00: The Chaai Catastrophe. Right, so, I needed a chai. Desperately. Ordered one from room service. What arrived was… not chai. It was lukewarm, milky water with the faintest hint of something vaguely resembling tea. I think. Seriously, it was a tragedy. I nearly wept. Maybe it was the jet lag. Maybe it was the humidity. Mostly, I think it was the chai.
- 17:00: Beach Reconnaissance (and Existential Dread). Walked to the beach, Anjuna Beach, I think? It's beautiful. Truly. Turquoise water, golden sand… But the sheer volume of humanity! I was immediately overwhelmed. Found a quiet spot under a palm tree (after a heroic battle with a rogue beach umbrella) and just… stared. Felt a pang of "is this all there is?" mixed with "I'm going to get a sunburn."
- 18:30: Sunset, Sort Of. The sunset was beautiful, even through the haze of existential angst and the lingering disappointment of the chai. Took a million photos. They'll all look the same, I guarantee it.
- 19:30: Dinner at a Beach Shack (and a Questionable Fish). Found a beach shack. The food was… variable. The fish was a little… too fresh. Let's just say I spent the rest of the evening very, very close to my bathroom. Note to self: stick to the veggie options tomorrow.
- 21:00: Bed. And Praying for a Better Chai Tomorrow.
Day 2: Sun, Sand, and the Search for the Perfect Curry
- 08:00: Woke up! (Thank God, the bathroom incident didn't repeat. Phew!)
- 08:30: The Breakfast Gamble. Hotel breakfast. Okay, the coffee is better than the chai. Small victories. The fruit? Delicious. The… "mystery meat"? I'm cautiously optimistic.
- 09:30: Beach Time, Round Two. Armed with sunscreen, a hat, and a healthy dose of skepticism. This time, I'm prepared for the crowds. (Spoiler alert: I wasn't.) Found a slightly less crowded spot and actually enjoyed the sun. Briefly.
- 11:00: The Great Bargain Hunt (or, "How I Almost Bought a Fake Designer Bag"). Went to the Anjuna Flea Market. Overwhelming. Loud. Smelly. And full of things I absolutely did not need. Almost bought a "genuine" Gucci bag. It was… not genuine. But the seller was so charming! I escaped with a beaded bracelet and a vague sense of having been hustled. But hey, the bracelet is pretty.
- 13:00: Lunch – The Curry Quest. I'm on a mission: find the perfect Goan curry. Found a little place down the road, recommended by a local. Ordered the prawn curry. It was… close. But not perfect. The search continues.
- 14:00: Nap Time (Necessity is the Mother of All Naps). The curry, the sun, the humidity… all conspired to knock me out. Best nap of my life.
- 16:00: Exploring Old Goa. Decided to be cultured. Visited the churches in Old Goa. Beautiful, historic, and a welcome break from the beach craziness. I felt a little bit of actual peace.
- 18:00: Another Sunset, Another Sigh. Walked back to the beach. The sunset was, again, beautiful. More photos. More existential musings.
- 19:30: Dinner - The Curry Redemption (Maybe). Found a different restaurant, recommended by another local. This time, the fish curry. Fingers crossed. IT WAS AMAZING! I might have shed a tear of joy. Finally, curry nirvana.
- 21:00: Back to the Hotel. Feeling Slightly Less Existentially Dreadful.
Day 3: Yoga, Water Sports (and a Possible Meltdown)
- 07:00: Yoga. Attempted Yoga. The hotel offers a yoga class. I'm not a yoga person. But I thought, "Why not?" I discovered I am definitely not a yoga person. My "downward dog" looked more like a "face-plant." I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the class who struggled to breathe.
- 08:00: Post-Yoga Breakfast (and the Pain of My Existence). The breakfast buffet felt particularly cruel after my yoga "experience."
- 09:00: Water Sports (or, "How I Almost Drowned"). Decided to be adventurous. Jet Skiing! (Or, as it turned out, "Jet Skiing: The Near-Death Experience.") I have no coordination. I spent more time in the water than on the jet ski. I'm pretty sure I swallowed half the Arabian Sea. I emerged sputtering, soaked, and questioning all my life choices.
- 11:00: Trauma Recovery (and a Lot of Water). Sat on the beach, wrapped in a towel, drinking copious amounts of water. Still coughing up seawater. Contemplating giving up on this whole "adventure" thing and just going home.
- 12:00: Lunch. Comfort Food. Needed comfort. Found a little cafe and ordered a pizza. Pizza is always the answer.
- 13:00: Pool Time. Decided to stick to something less… aquatic. The hotel pool. Much better.
- 15:00: Massage. Needed to recover. Got a massage. Bliss! Finally, some real relaxation.
- 17:00: Beach Walk (and Deep Breathing). Walked along the beach, breathing deeply, trying to leave the near-drowning experience behind.
- 19:00: Farewell Dinner (and a Final, Desperate Plea for Good Chai). Found a nice restaurant, overlooking the sea. Ordered the chai. Prayed to the chai gods. It was… acceptable. Not great. But acceptable.
- 21:00: Packing. Remembering the good things. The curry. The massage. The sunsets. The fact that I survived. Mostly.
Day 4: Departure. And a Vow to Learn How to Yoga.
- 08:00: Last Breakfast. Said goodbye to the mystery meat.
- 09:00: Check out.
- 10:00: Taxi to Airport.
- 11:00: Airport.
- 12:00: Goodbye Goa!
- 13:00: In flight.
- 14:00: Land.
- 15:00: Get Home.
Reflections:
Goa: a chaotic, beautiful, humid, frustrating, and utterly unforgettable experience. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I pack more dry shampoo? You bet your bottom dollar. And next time, I'm going to master that downward dog. Or at least, attempt to not face-plant. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find that perfect chai.
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